Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
A healthy country kid, the delight of his mom.
Then one day he was riding on his trike
When from under the porch came a terrifying sight!
Well, the next thing you know, ol' Tommy's on the run
The goose right behind quacking "This is lots of fun!"
Tommy cries "On the truck is the place I ought to be!"
So he scrambled to the top as the goose danced with glee.
Honked, that is, resting from the wild goose chase.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to the goose and all his kin.
This goose is cooked, it's time for his "doin' in"
You're all invited over to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality.
Pate de fois grois. Ground up super fatted goose liver.
Ya'll come back now, y'hear?